i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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