I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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