I'm gonna have a badass scar
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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