scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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