do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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