Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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