Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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