I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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