Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
My feet surprised me
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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