so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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