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Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99

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Recession joke.

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(516): View more from New York

She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.

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(305): View more from Florida

You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.

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(519): View more from Ontario

dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way

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(925): View more from California

Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??

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Yes. Yes it is.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.

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(845): View more from New York

Drunk

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Deyhxbr

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Fucaerrrrr

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(845): View more from New York

Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!

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