If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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