Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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