i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I feel like abortions should bother me more
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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