You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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