He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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