After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
