Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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