i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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