my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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