I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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