I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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