haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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