Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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