wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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