: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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