I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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