how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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