if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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