I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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