its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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