and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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