After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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