Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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