i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Randomize
