when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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