I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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