worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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