That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
third nipple confirmed
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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