Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
