i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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