Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
