at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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