Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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