You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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