Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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