Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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