if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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