Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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