I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
