hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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