She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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