they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Randomize
