Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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